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“Hall & Oates or Haulin' Oats T-Shirts, you decide?” Classic design inspired by sappy 80s music |
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 Companion Framed Print Altered States has a shop full of awesome original fantasy designs. This stuff is amazing. If this guy isn't working in some professional capacity in the gaming or comic book industry, then he and the rest of us are sorely missing out. |
 A Bigger Boat Light T-shirt "We're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws will probably go down as one the most influential movies of the 20th century, especially when it comes to the tourist industry and their really weak summers in the mid-70's due to the fear caused by the movie. This shirt features a classic line from the equally classic film. |
"Who has two thumbs & is awesome? This guy!!" I don't know how they knew to make this shirt specifically for me, but I am forever grateful. Actually, I have three thumbs. I love congenital defects! |
 Cinematic Adventures Dark T-shirt "I love cinematic adventures." I loved Dane Cook's bit about his trip to the movie theater in the "Vicious Circle" special. To some people, they aren't just movies. They're cinematic adventures! |
 That's How I Roll Yellow T-shirt "High-speed dubs. That's how I roll!" I remember when I was a kid and got my first dual cassette boom box with high-speed dubbing. I was the doo doo, and all my friends wanted me to copy that Roxxette "The Look" cassette single for them. I'll never be that cool again. |
Considering how aggressive the paparazzi are being with movie and music celebrities in Hollywood now, it's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt. Paris Hilton is too self-absorbed, Britney Spears is just goofy, and a Lindsay Lohan is probably having sex while driving, so sooner of later one of those tabloid photographers is going to get creamed while trying to get a photo of Misha Barton picking a booger while she's negotiating traffic. Sad? Yes. But it also makes for a cool and funny t-shirt or gift.. |
 Don't Call Me A Geek...Lightsaber, Black T-Shirt "Don't Call Me A Geek, Or I'll Whack You With My Lightsaber!" I think this shirt speaks for itself. Captain Obvious has now left the building. |
 Germ Warfare White Tshirt A humorous, original design for the science geek in your life. |
 You Have My Stapler Mousepad "I believe you have my stapler."Office Space is not only a funny movie. It's also a slacker's handbook and will make even the most effective butt kisser dream about being less than he/she can be. |
 Your Mom Says Hi White T-shirt "Your mom says HI and for you not to wait up" A subtle variation on the "yo mama" joke. Funny, yet effective...and sure to make you some new friends. |
 Awesome Fitted T-shirt "I Love Being Awesome" It kind of goes without saying, since nobody loves being sucky. |
 It's Dangerous! Rectangle Magnet "It's Dangerous to go alone. Take this." With his powerful sword, Link could kill just about any monstrous foe on his quest to save Zelda. Unfortunately, that doesn't work so well in real life. |
 It's Not That I'm Old... Rectangle Magnet "It's not that I'm old. Your music really does suck." Mumbling is not singing, regardless of whether or not I'm eligible for social security. |
80’s roller rinks. Those were the best. But those “Couples Only” skates sucked. Dateless geeks had to sit through four minutes of REO Speedwagon watching all the cool kids get busy on the floor. We lived for the “All Skate,” when we could show our stuff. We didn’t need girls! At least that’s what we told ourselves. |
MacGyver could do anything—except pull that mullet look off. But nobody can do that.
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 Cannot Get Enough of the Water Framed Print I don't know why, but this print just struck me as extremely peaceful and serene. This beach print would look great hanging on a home or office wall. According to the description, the picture was taken in Cancun. I think there are girls there. |
 Cowboy Pirate II Dark T-shirt The only thing cooler than a cowboy or a pirate is a cowboy pirate. What's cooler than a cowboy pirate? That's a dumb question. Everybody knows it's William Shatner. |
 I carry a lighter for power ballads Dark Tee "I don't smoke, but I carry a lighter just in case a power ballad breaks out." This, ladies and gentlemen, is called being prepared. If "Open Arms" was to suddenly erupt, you'd be lost without your Bic. |
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 Warning: Yells Freebird Yellow T-Shirt What's so wrong with wanting Freebird played at a concert. I know what you're thinking: "He must be that guy." No, actually I yell, "Hangin' Tough! NKOTB in da' house!" |
 Life is a Movie, Direct it Well tshirt I've never heard this particular quote before, and I think it's pretty cool. So there! |
Goonies Never Say Die Dark T-shirt I must have seen The Goonies twenty times as a kid. It's like an Indiana Jones movie made for the younger generation.They just don't make them like that anymore. Celebrate the memories will these humourous quality designs. |
Darn it! I wish that I'd come up with this one. Awesome take on Bon Jovi's "You Give Love A Bad Name." 80's rock music at its best! |
Live Free or Die Hard may be rated PG-13. And they may have butchered the classic catchphrase. But you can't stop John McClane. That role is in Bruce Willis's blood. So Yippee-Ki-Ya, mother<gunshot>!! |
